With Mr. Pan Wei Bo. <3

Despite the fact that he may be shorter than me in 2 inch heels, he has one of the most gorgeous smiles ever. And his lips look absolutely delectable. Not to mention sexxxy, sexxxy dance skills. (Play it Cool MV-hoshit so hot.) I wasn't smitten with him until yesterday, though. I watched a clip of him where he said "Girl, I got something to tell you. I love you." I would gladly surrender my soul to him if he said something like that to me, not to suggest that he's a succubus or anything. (But if he is one, HOT SUCCUBUS.)And of course his accent is flawless, being born in Virginia. In addition to that husky man voice of his, whoa. It made me quiver a little. Oh! And something else that drew me to him, or, well, made me go WHAT?!!?! SERIOUSLY? So apparently, HE WENT TO CAL POLY. Dude, that's down the road from my house. NOOOOOOOOO. Then again, I was about eight at the time. Still, HOT MAN.

Okay. So I'm mainly doing this to procrastinate on studying for the final I have tomorrow at freaking 8 AM. Yes, yes. Bio at 8 in the morning is not the best way to greet the coming of a new week. I used to hate Mondays and I most likely always will considering my winter schedule is much like the one I have right now (IF I GET IN 40B D:< I've been completely nocturnal these days, literally. Elva's even more nocturnal considering I sleep after sunrise at about 8am everyday and she sleeps even later than I do. It's not great, but I simply can't wake up at 3pm then sleep again at 12.

Going on about lame college life, I'm broke. Flat out broke. I had five bucks in my wallet two days ago, but I used it on KFC that evening. I even had to borrow 38 cents from Elva. Well, I have approx. 3.50 in my debit card, but I have a feeling it won't take me far. At least my parents brought me enough food to last the week (hopefully). Well, I tried to cook my way through last week and it wasn't all that bad. I actually enjoy it quite a bit now. (Jennifer's way of cooking is throwing together whatever was on sale at Albertson's with eggs, spritzing some Tabasco and soy sauce on it, then eat it with rice. It actually isn't so bad. No master chef, but edible stuff at least. (: I feel accomplished.)

Arrghh. So I was rewriting my drama paper (not really), but since I had to read the comments more carefully, I noticed one that made me, uh, shake my head in disbelief. Appler, you know that bitch with the dump as an ass? (Not to be mean, but she's really, really annoying. You have no idea. I can't believe she got Donovan to prohibit laptops. Lame, much?) Yeah, it was her comment. WELL, apparently next to "profound/profundity/profoundness," she has little knowledge of any other vocabulary. She tried to fix a sentence of mine that made COMPLETE sense, but since she didn't know what the word I used meant, she fucked up the whole thing. The word I used was "austere" meaning simple/plain/etc...yea so she actually CIRCLED it and put a question mark next to it. UH, OKAY. It's called a DICTIONARY. Yea, sorry for the rant. It just really bugged me, so I'm leaving it. Sorry if she doesn't have a dictionary handy (ahem dictionary.com ahem), but that's no reason to make me change the whole sentence (it's my topic sentence!) and I already used the other synonyms for it multiple times. Screw her. Okay yea. Just a little bitter.

Thanks to Elva, I think I've found my new fave artist! And she's new, too. Lol.

So you should look up "Soko."

I'm sure her lyrics will make you laugh...if you're like me. HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT. Her songs are sooo shallow, but her voice is so innocent that it...whoa. It's awesome. (:

I currently like all her songs, but this one I'm sure some of you would know why I'm singling out:

"My Wet Dreams"

I know I shouldn't think about you
But I do
Cause this morning, I woke up wet
Yes I do
You and I doing bang bang bang
In the back of your mother's car
For hours we did the same same same
Again in the other car

Ohhh Oooohhh

I know I shouldn't talk about you
But I do
I say "Oh my god, he's so fuckable"
Yes, I do
And you said that you love love love
my ass, cause it's really big
Softly kissed my bum bum bum
until you fell asleep

Ohhh Oooohhh

You say "Oh please come closer, whisper in my ear"
And I do
You say "Scream my name louder, tell me you love it"
And I do
And you move faster and faster
Just like a sex machine
And I scream louder and louder
I LOVE YOUR DICK

And now when I look at you
I'm red like a tomato
I hardly articulate "Hello"
And I'm so ashamed
Cause every night every night
I see you in my wet dream
You are just like a porn star
And I suck your cock like a whore

I feel like a whore when I see you in my dreams
I feel like a whore when I see you in my wet dreams
I feel like a whore when I see you in my dreams
I feel like a whore when I see you in my wet dreams

--It LOOKS pretty gross, but until you hear it, don't judge. HAHAHAHA I LOVE HER VOICE. She's sooo cute.

Yeah, so check her out. (:

So apparently this past Thursday, i.e. yesterday, Mr. Terminator decided to propose this wondrous idea of his: a mid-year budget cut of $65.5 million for the UC system. This is on top of a $48 million cut that has already been administered. So most likely tuition will increase for the next quarter...ohh LIKE COLLEGE STUDENTS AREN'T POOR ENOUGH ALREADY.

Before the cuts, the tuition was high enough already; why is it that they, or should I say Mr. "I'll be bahk" governer, continuously deducts more and more from the budget? Yes, California is suffering the most in the failing economy, but over $100 million is way too much to cut out. If I could afford a private school education, I wouldn't be complaining. I mean, the people who change the planters everyday at USC are probably going to be there for a least, oh, five more years.

Okay now I'm rambling. Just, yeah. Just pretty pissed off about this whole situation.

And tired now. Good night, kids!

I guess I was overhyped about it, so when it ended the way it did, I was actually kind of pissed. No, it's not the fact that we got lost cause I didn't mind it one bit, but it was what happened while I was driving back plus what happened before we even got in the car and so I wasn't sympathetic at all about what happened afterwards. Argh. Okay I'm out for now. I'll edit this later anyways.

So, like, I'm totally bored. So here goes. THAAAANKS, LOVELY.

Dear SEXXXY APPLE:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood test as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about a passionate interest for mice .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Your Bitch.

And now I tag everyone on my list. Like, Boba and Kelly and Daniel and stuffs. (: Yay, fun.

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Now I go back to studying. Wish me luck on my exams this Friday!! >.<